I've started a blog.

Hi.

Say that eventually this blog gets pretty famous, or say I'd want to reference it when I'm like 60 years old and can't get an erection (irrelevant). The very first blog post I do would be incredibly important. With this in mind I'm forced to think of a fitting topic of which to "blog" about.

I've never blogged before so I'm not sure what kind of theme it deserves (if it needs one). Maybe I should reference scary global issues such as global warming, terrorism, or why they let that Tila girl from MySpace have a TV Show. (side note: she's about as attractive to me as an empty bottle of mustard)

I mean, if I become a huge writer one day people will see this blog and want to know what I was thinking when I first started it. If they catalogue and publish my work, this entry would be the first thing people would have to form an impression of me. How am I supposed to cope with that kind of pressure?!

Oh wait... I know.