Ten (six) questions.

I asked people on Facebook to give me questions I could answer in my blog. The first ten would be answered. I made it to six.

1. Why? (Erik M.)
Because I am self-centered, totally full of myself and nothing gives me more pleasure than Q+A sessions. And because I'm fresh out of ideas on things to write and Kristin will make fun of me.

2. Personally, I'd like to hear your thoughts on the impending zombie apocalypse. (Jesse C.)
Well. I think as long as we don't run up any stairs to seek safety, and keep plenty of shovels and icepicks nearby we should be okay. Also, don't go outside looking for a loved one or a pet, because, man, they're gone.

3. Have you ever heard the phrase "Shake your money maker" and, upon following the instructions, had money follow your actions? (Brian F.)
Thanks, Brian. I'm trying to think of a way to answer this question. Oh wait. No.

4. Why do you suck at life? (Kenny F.)
I don't. You just see what you want to see. You have what many optometrists refer to as "Mental Retardation".

5. Have you ever used your talent to open your throat and chug beer for more practical uses? (Patrick F.)
Yes. Good question. I use it to swallow cats by the whole. You may not consider that practical, but you'd say different if stray cats kept you up all night. Problem: solved.

6. When did you realize you and Brian were meant for each other? (Rachel S.)
One night Brian came over and asked if I had Will and Grace - Season 3. I said "Yes. And every other season before and after." We watched every episode while holding hands. Even the special features.